Valentines Day Excerpt

Here's a funny little piece of #Vancouver history. Not knee slaping fall out of your chair funny, but hey... I'm doing my best you bastards so GET OFF MY BACK. Being funny is difficult... just ask Bojangles.
[07:16] <athina> who's your daddy!
[07:17] <SweetSue> hahahaha
[07:17] <SE7EN-X> Harry Vander Klok
[07:17] *** SweetSue is now known as Wife`
[07:17] <SE7EN-X> Why?
[07:17] <BumFluff> LOVE ME
[07:17] <BumFluff> i lag
[07:17] <athina> SE7EN-X i need love
[07:17] <deadwhore> hey athina, want to have sex in the back of my car?
[07:17] <Wife`> ok dad....i caught you
[07:17] <athina> love me
[07:17] <SE7EN-X> I love you athina
[07:17] * SE7EN-X loves athina
[07:17] <athina> deadwhore....nah, my civic is nicer
[07:17] * SE7EN-X needs athina
[07:17] <deadwhore> I'll love ya from behind
[07:17] <dad`> oh hehe darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrling
[07:17] <athina> SE7EN-X is my Valentine
[07:17] <Bojangles> SE7EN-X!
[07:17] * SE7EN-X cant live without athina
[07:17] <FatherQ> my F-350 is way nicer
[07:17] <Bojangles> SE7EN-X: You jerk. That's the same thing you told me :~P
[07:18] <BumFluff> !ping
[07:18] <SE7EN-X> no jangles, yer purely sex
[07:18] <deadwhore> my gremlin slays!!
[07:18] * athina invites SE7EN-X over for Valentines Day sex
[07:18] <SE7EN-X> athina is my soul mate
[07:18] <Bojangles> SE7EN-X: lol
[07:18] <SE7EN-X> oh ok scratch that
[07:18] <SE7EN-X> sex it is
[07:18] <SE7EN-X> heh
[07:18] <athina> this is LOVE
[07:18] <Bojangles> SE7EN-X: Damn you! I'm not just an incredibly hot piece of meat. I have feelings too :~P
[07:18] <BumFluff> :~(
[07:18] <athina> SE7EN-X i'm on my way over....
[07:18] <deadwhore> Love is three fingers instead of two :)
[07:18] <Wife`> hahaha
[07:07] * BumFluff mopes
[07:07] <BumFluff> now im alone
[07:07] <methods> [BumFluff PING reply]: 10secs
[07:07] <Wife`> oh no
[07:07] <athina> but i have to make a pit stop at BumFluff's house first
[07:07] <dad`> uh
[07:07] <athina> for a warm up
[07:07] <dad`> that bitch
[07:07] <BumFluff> just aminute ago it was 2 minutes
[07:07] <Wife`> what dad
[07:07] <BumFluff> and then come bakc later for a cool down
[07:20] <dad`> oh nothing this woman from work she can't make it tonight for beers she's heading over to edmonton
[07:20] <BumFluff> the pregame show and the postgame show
[07:20] <SE7EN-X> heh cool
[07:20] <SE7EN-X> I could use a little sex
[07:20] <SE7EN-X> or a lot
[07:20] <Wife`> oh you cheatin bastard ..i understand
[07:20] <SE7EN-X> a basket of it
[07:20] <athina> me too
[07:20] <deadwhore> I could use a BIg sex
[07:20] <BumFluff> BASTARD
[07:20] <athina> who will sex me?
[07:20] <BumFluff> im sure anyone in thier right mind would sex you athina
[07:20] <BumFluff> lol
[07:21] <dad`> athina, your answering machine says your hitchin to edmonton, what is it?
[07:21] <athina> huh?
[07:21] <Wife`> dad? why are you doing this too me/
[07:21] <dad`> athina whats your address?
[07:21] <dad`> shutup you bitch
[07:21] <athina> like i'm gonna tell you
[07:22] * Veronika9 weeps

And like all great #Vancouver stories... we end with "Veronika9 weeps" heh. [You know I'm just bugging ya Ronnums, we all love ya... cept for Pv of course]