:  Irc Pet Peeve #32 :
 

"The Private Window Conversation Wait"

 Ok that does it. Sevy here, time to get my rant on. Here is something that I have to get off my chest. Why OH why do people message me out of the clear blue sky and say they want to talk to me or tell me something, and start to talk.... and then fuck right off leaving me to sit there staring at the screen feeling my grin melt into a flatline. Then I literally sit there, fixated on the little white box for minutes getting madder and madder. Meanwhile the chump that messaged me comes back with "sorry the phone rang" or some lame excuse like that. Well thanks for the heads up there Screech. I just SAT here for 3 long minutes waiting thinking you were typing me a long ass sentence, but in reality, you were off to the side punching the clown to a Jenna Jameson video you stole from you best friend. I HATE that. In reality if you were talking to someone and they just walked away right in the middle of what you were saying and sat on the couch, turned on the tv and totally ignored you, then you legally are allowed to give them a gonche pull until they bleed out of their ears.
Here is a recreation of such an injustice. The names have been changed to protect the halfwit.
[07:36] <Leonard> OMG!!
[07:36] <SE7EN-X> holy dancing christ you scared me
[07:36] <Leonard>  I have the MOST amazing thing to tell you.
[07:37] <SE7EN-X> oh sweet. do tell
[07:37] <Leonard> ok. Remember that girl with the superman spandex shirt from the party at Christies last friday who was giving you the eyes?
[07:37] <SE7EN-X> Oh the cute Brunette chicken? Yeah what about her?
Keep your eyes on the time lull kids
[07:42] <SE7EN-X>  uh...Leonard?
[07:51] <SE7EN-X> hey assclown!! I got about 30 thousand better things to do then sit here and stare at mIRC
[08:11] <SE7EN-X> fuck it, I'm going to bed
[08:27] <Leonard>  oh shit sorry sevy, the phone rang. I was watching the screen but was on the phone with my ex and if she heard me typing she would get all bitchy about ignoring her heh.
[08:27] <SE7EN-X> hahaha right on. Go fuck yourself and die you self absorbed piece of shit. Don't message me ever again, or I'll fuck your sister in your parents bed and shit on your front lawn.
[08:42] <Leonard>  oops sorry about that. phone rang again. Sorry I closed the chat window, did you say something?

 

Coming next week:
We need to group together to ban the use of the term "LOL"