SE7EN-X: The 3lite Hax0r 
Earlier today in #Vancouver, we noticed that one of our regulars "Major^Tom" had been badmouthing and swearing at everyone he could for the past 4 hours. It was mostly the regulars that were talking such as Athina, Extec, Unseenwrk, Tsubaki and myself, the incomporable SE7EN-X. Anyway, we were talking about such goofy topics as the recent decision to give both the Russian and Canadian figure skaters the gold medal. Finally we had enough of this assclown and we decided to escort him off the premesis. Here is a small sample of that moment, just to give you a flavor of the scenario.

<Extec> How the hell does this person expect to set up 11 drives on a RAID array?
<Extec> An IDE one at that.
<Major^Iom> who buys a P4 with a ATI Rage+ Video card?
<Major^Iom> ooooo
<Major^Iom> I hate customer that ask for CPUs
<Major^Iom> they are so fucking stupid
<Major^Iom> I am Extec I am smart
<Major^Iom> I have a greasy pony tail
<SE7EN-X> there all updated
<SE7EN-X> hah major tom, look who's talking
<SE7EN-X> you got a problem with everyone in here today
<Major^Iom> my pony tail isn'
<Major^Iom> t greasy
<Extec> SE7EN-X - It's not Major tom.
<Major^Iom> fools
<Major^Iom> both of u
<Extec> Yeah, just some papsmear.
<Extec> I don't think it's Pv.
<Unseenwrk> Major^Iom: yeah, and your the champ :)
<Unseenwrk> lol
<SE7EN-X> we're not the ones with our hd on display on the internet major tom
*** X sets mode: +o Arwen`
<Major^Iom> oh ok
<brunetu> ba e vreunul din romania?????
<Major^Iom> steal something from me and show it
<Major^Iom> you dumb fuck
<Unseenwrk> Major^Iom's word of wisdom for the day "fools"
<Unseenwrk> heh
<Major^Iom> I dare you
*** Arwen` sets mode: +b *!*@m168-9.ts.bc.ca
So, there I was. Unable to just let bygones be bygones. He had really gone after Extec earlier, and a few others and I thought... this retardo needs to smoke the pipe. I bet he has the intellect of a circus clown addicted to crack. So what I did was quickly upload a webpage that Brrd had once given me. It's a simple little file that just shows whoever the person is looking at that particular page his or her very own hard drive. I figured Bucky would fall for it no questions asked. Here is the private message I sent.
_____________________________________________
| Major^Iom (~a@m168-9.ts.bc.ca)
| name : MokaOnly
| chan : #vancouver
| serv : *.undernet.org
| idle : 4mins 9secs (signed on Fri Feb 15 11:26:19 2002)
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<SE7EN-X> http://slinkyster.tripod.com/owned.jpg
<Major^Iom> hey!
<Major^Iom> what the fuck man
<Major^Iom> Hey wait a second, how the fck did you do that?
<SE7EN-X> have a nice day
<Major^Iom> you better not fucking do anything you fucker im calling the cops on you right now
<SE7EN-X> hahahah fuck I KNEW you were a complete idiot
*** Major^Iom quit IRC (Signed off)
*** Major^Iom (~a@m168-9.ts.bc.ca) Quit (Signed off)

We're not breaking ground or making history here folks. I'm just killing time on the side while I work, keeps me sane, and I like to thin the idiot herd a little when I get the chance.
So long story short, I share my little joyous moment with the kids in the channel, and we all have a little ha ha at the Majors expense, and then we went back to ignoring the fact that no one loves us. Here is the channel log of us all experiencing by sheer luck, possibly the stupidest person to ever grace irc.. or at least the most gullible.

<SE7EN-X> <SE7EN-X> http://slinkyster.tripod.com/owned.jpg
<SE7EN-X> <Major^Iom> hey!
<SE7EN-X> <Major^Iom> what the fuck man
<SE7EN-X> <Major^Iom> Hey wait a second, how the fck did you do that?
<SE7EN-X> <SE7EN-X> have a nice day
<SE7EN-X> <Major^Iom> you better not fucking do anything you fucker im calling the cops on you right now
<SE7EN-X> <SE7EN-X> hahahah fuck I KNEW you were a complete idiot
<Arwen`> I would love to take a course on digital photography, but since every camera is different, itsalmost impossible.
<SE7EN-X> hahah sweet
<SE7EN-X> that was rich... made my whole day
<Unseenwrk> hehe
<Unseenwrk> what a luzer.....cops
<Unseenwrk> lol
<Arwen`> SE7EN-X: You're my hero.
<Arwen`> I wonder how frequently people call them up and with something stupid like SE7EN-X's "screenshot"? :)
<SE7EN-X> *** Major^Iom quit IRC (Signed off)
<SE7EN-X> god this has to go on the website...
<parallel> lol
<Unseenwrk> hehe
<Unseenwrk> i think Major^Tom just proved who the 'FOOL' was

 

And the crowd goes crazy.