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Mark this day down on your calendar men!!
On the 14th of February men get the chance to
display their fondness for their wives or
girlfriends by showering them with gifts,
flowers, dinner, movies and any other baubles
that women find romantic. Well fans, I have to
let you in on a little secret...guys feel left
out. That's right...left out.
 It's
like peer pressure without the peer. We HAVE to
celebrate Valentines Day. For most of us, it's
to make up for the previous year of being an
assclown... but that's beside the point. I have
a solution though. I have a mother load of
perfection here. Yes Guys...I have and idea for
a better holiday. Fun? yes.. sexist?
naturally...
The problem lies in that there simply is no
special holiday for the ladies to show their
appreciation for the men in their life. It seems
that men as a whole are either too proud or just
too damn embarrassed to admit it, but they feel
left out. Sure we may get some presents or
chocolates from time to time, but let's stop
kidding ourselves.... MEN NEED A HOLIDAY!!
Which is why the top scientists down here at
SE7EN-X.COM put their brains together and have
come up with a new holiday [Top scientists
being.. me]Oh This is rich!!!
Ready??? ok brace yourselves. I hereby declare
that from this day forward, March 20th is now
officially
Steak & Blow Job Day
Yes guys and gals...Simple, effective and
self-explanatory. This holiday has been created
so you ladies can have a day to show your man
just how much you love him. No cards, no
flowers, no special nights on the town. The name
of the holiday explains it all...just a steak
and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of
Valentine's Day and Steak & Blow Job Day will
usher in a new age of love, as men everywhere
will try THAT much harder in February to ensure
a more memorable March! Just think of it ladies.
Your man is going to fall over himself trying to
make this your day. Before he was concerned
about "Should I get her flowers or chocolates?'
WELL NOW!!! It's flowers AND chocolates AND
diamonds. Don't underestimate a mans love for
Steak and perpetual oral copulation. I gaurantee
you, if all couples sit down and talk about this
before hand, you'll create an eternal love machine.
Besides it's all in good fun. It should only take less than a
half hour.. and just remember ladies....it's all
in the wrist. |