 Pearl
Harbor
[June.02.2001]
Written
by accident by and reprinted without permission by <|Saint|> and
<[e]Godboy> The channel is run by ops
who are never there [with
the possible exception of perhaps Jenny and Knemesis]. All the clowns who make up the rest of the channel sit there and spew
mountains of unreal racism and good ol mIRC sexual innuendos, so I
thought... perfect!! Let's talk and ... well just fricken read it
<SE7EN-X>
someone write me a paragraph long review of pearl harbor for my site, I don't wanna have to sit through that tripe
<|Saint|> man, pearl harbour was retarded formulaic tripe
<SE7EN-X>
I thought it would be
<Headstone> I don't want to write a paragraph about how shitty it is either. Why don't you just put "No. Go away."
<SE7EN-X>
very pro american
<|Saint|>
and then there was the bombing
<|Saint|>
which was super cool
<cYkoSoniK>
that site is fuckkkked up
<SE7EN-X>
even though... if history is right.. they died well that day
<|Saint|> loved it when the Oklahoma capsized
<SE7EN-X> ok saint.. that's the review?
<|Saint|>
or the Arizona blew in half
<|Saint|>
some wicked special affects
<[e]Godboy> Seven, you don't need a paragraph. Cite these few words: grotesque exploitation of a special effects budget.
<|Saint|>
but the rest was your atypical formulaic hollywood love triangle
<[e]Godboy>
At least it was more storey driven than episode 1.
<Headstone>
But how come the wounds were all so bloody clean? I mean it's a Disneyfied war movie. Nobody loses limbs.. gets decapitated. Which kind of left even the bombing sequence with a bad taste in my mouth.
<cYkoSoniK>
pearl harbour, some americans dies, jap assault, good graphics...good enuf?
<|Saint|> guy meets girl, girl thinks guy dies, guys best friend hooks up with girl, girl gets pregnant, dead guy isn't really dead and returns
<cYkoSoniK> i heard pearl harbour has a different ending for the japanese audiences
<|Saint|> dead guy gets really irrate, then forgives them, then dead guys best friend dies and dead guy hooks up with girl again
<SadistiK>
|Saint|; cider house rules type plot
<SadistiK> s'been done 3000x over
<SE7EN-X>
ok goinna post that review thanks bro
<|Saint|> cykosonik, yeah, they lost the pro-american 'how we triumphed over the axis hordes' speech
<[e]Godboy>
You should have spent more time on it.
<|Saint|> yes, perhaps you should of
<|Saint|> loved those japanese pilots
<|Saint|>
if i ever sneak attack the americans i want one of those bandanna's with the rising sun on it
<[e]Godboy> I want to see lush, lurid and colourful accounts of the impregnation, expanding on the original material.
<|Saint|>
just for the psychological effect alone
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