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A.I.

June.27.2001
By Shane Hewitt [From vitaminzee.com]
 
  This review was written by my pal Shane for his website vitaminzee.com. We borrow reviews from each others sites and Shane happens to be one of the coolest bastards around, and since that's the case, he had a sneak preview for A.I. and saw the movie before any of you crazy sons a bitches so here is his review. He's my old roomie and a good friend of mine so you can take his review at face value. He's a dj for CJ92 in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Earth and his bio is in the friends section. Anyway, take it away Shane:
 
 
  Why does Steven Spielberg keep making movies like this?
The question was asked by Sevy in another review earlier... and it certainly makes sense here too. Maybe a common thread... who knows.

How about this then. Do you believe in God. Alright, seems a little heavy for Haley Joel Osment, but it's true. It's in the movie.

Or this one. Do you love your Mommy? It's in there.

I came out of the theatre happy from AI. Scored a pass from CJAY 92 here in Calgary, and was digging the movie from the start. In the trailer, you can't really tell what the movie is. So here's the quick lowdown.

A time when robots are part of everyday life on earth. The icecaps have melted. The world is in shambles. People need a license to have a kid. So, people make robots. And, one company makes a robot (Haley) that can love back. The only thing is... it doesn't understand love at all... then again... who really does?

A family gets the prototype robot... or 'mecha, cuz I'd rather sound hip. The mecha's name is David. The family adopts him... gets freaked out, but doesn't want to give him back... so they ditch him in the woods.

Insert lost boy searching for Mommy story here.

In the end, he does and he doesn't find his Mom. Shit, you need to at least be surprised in how it ends. This movie is like Pinnochio meets the Wizard of Oz, meets the Bible... meets Eodipus Rex.

That's the neat part, and the problem. It's all those stories... and every cliche you can think of, hucked into one mother of a "Too Long" Movie. Cut out 30 minutes without shaking content... then I'll go see it again.

I liked the show. Hey, it's got Robin Williams in it! His voice, anyway. I think you can take it on many levels... the "do we all search for our Creator" level. The "I Love my Mommy" level... or the "Cool. Robots!" level.

Really. I was diggin' the show. I'd say see it. Maybe it's a rental though...

And Aliens could really stand to eat a burger.

- Written By the ZMAN for Vitamin Zee dot com



  

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