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[June.2006]
NEW REVIEWS
Time to review some flicks. I don't mind writing reviews but I have a mission
for some of you out there. If you feel like writing a review then e mail me
and I'll put it online. It can be something in the theatre or something even
as old as "Ferris Buellers Day Off"
which of course is the greatest movie of all time!! Anyway - Email me
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Terminator 3
[July.08.2003]
Ok I kept falling asleep as I wrote this review.
If it reads like TIMMY wrote it... it was sleep deprivation. |
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Sinbad
[July.03.2003]
So hell finally froze over and I went to a
cartoon in the theatre. Ha JUST KIDDDING. Hell isn't frozen.
Badabump,
Actually folks, this movie is amazing. Read my review.. or die
[This review can save your soul] REVIEW COMING SOON |
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OLD REVIEWS BELOW
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Don't Say a Word
[Oct.01.2001]
Interesting, fast paced and worth the cost of the
ticket. Wait I'm not finished... Predictable, typical and non
threatening. A perfect hollywood movie. If this genre is your type
of movie, then I recommend it easily. |
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Pearl
Harbor
June.01.2001
I don't want to see this movie. Remember when Hitler made those
propaganda films during the war? Well this is Michael Bays progpaganda film, so what if he's 60 years too late? In the
meantime
I asked the users of
the #vancouver channel in undernet to help me write a
review.
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Quote:
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640K ought to be enough for anybody"
- Bill Gates in 1981 |
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Bowling For
Columbine
June.26.2003
This was easily the most amazing
movie I saw in 2002. It's one of the bravest and most powerful
pieces of cinema you'll ever see. A review can't do it justice so
instead I'll quote Marilyn Manson. When asked what he would say
to the two kids who shot up the Columbine High School if they
were here right now. He replied "Nothing, I'd listen to them,
because no one did that".
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Indiana Jones
Trilogy on DVD
June.26.2003
Release Date: November 4, 2003
The Adventures of
Indiana Jones
[Raiders of the Lost Ark/The Temple of Doom/The Last Crusade] -
Widescreen
What the heck else can ya say? It was an exciting time to be a
kid when these movies came out... and it's an exciting time to be
an adult now that the DVDs are coming out.
GET READY!!! |
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NARC
June.26.2003
[Review]
I'm a big Ray Liotta
Fan. That's not a fat joke. Anyway, I wanted to see this movie
but when it came out in the theatre I was living in Newport Beach
and I didn't get a chance to see it. Then one magical day, I
found the movie online and downloaded it [collective gasp]. I
have to say... this movie is not only amazing, but it's VERY VERY
real. Run out and see it. or jog, hell catch a cab, but get down
to your local video store, take off your pants and start ranting
about "THE MAN". Either that or rent this movie, either way
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Enemy
at the Gate
June.26.2003
[Review]
Saw
this one with Lee Ingram when he came to Vancouver to visit 2
years ago. This little magical treat is out on DVD now. If you're
on a blind date and the boy/girl turns out to be a lemon, then
rent this movie and I bet you shake them within the hour. When
Lee and I saw this on Granville in a sticky seated movie theatre
we almost killed ourselves. When suicide becomes a viable option
rather than sitting through the rest of the movie... well, Save yourself, do NOT
see this movie. It's not a guy movie, it's not a chick flick.
Even wheelchair bound vegetables are voting "NO". It's a movie for people with
Alzheimer's. Speaking of which I read that Alzheimer
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