Thank god ONLY in the U.S.
THAT was a close one. Imagine if it was in Canada too?
I would be SO screwed... er I mean...
well not that it matters anyway right? Cause who
visits hookers..
[nervous laugh]
 The funny thing.. people PAY for these newspapers
although... I paid for it too. DAMN...
I'm a consumer whore.

Giggity Giggity Giggity