HAHA CHUMP!
This was in the paper "Weekly World News". I kid you not. The funniest
part is that the actual FRONT PAGE of the newspaper had an even better
story. "HALF OF U.S. Hookers Are Space Aliens". Very very good
stuff... what if eh? Anyway, to see that picture.. CLICK HERE.


I wonder if they could have a meeting set up where
Osama thinks he's going to blow up the white house. So
he meets with all these asshats in a room. They're rolling out
blueprints, plans, bank accounts and sleeper terrorists cells in
the USA willing to take this project on.. suddenly.. George Bush
runs into the room giggling like a half wit. Osama's fellow terrorists
start holding down Osams and George, with his head bobbing idiotic
laugh, gives Osama a wedgie. Then  Aston Kutcher comes out...
BIN LADEN?!?! YOU'VE JUST BEEN P'UNKD BITCH
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