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"I like men who are very cool but also so brilliant that they are almost insane. Sean Penn, Gary Oldman, Tom Waits-men who would be flipping burgers if they hadn't found an outlet for their brilliant mind-sets. I also like men who have hands with big masculine veins that you can squish and move." There was a piece of
that quote left out. I'm sure you know how the media is, they take things
and form them to match whatever it is they personally want the quote or
soundclip to say. Anyway, I was told by a very reliable source that what
you just read, is in fact completely different than the actual real quote
that Jolene made. I will reprint her actual quote here, in it's entirety.
That's just the kind of guy I am, and the type of journalistic integrity
that I posses. Now, for the first time, in it's entire unchanged form, the
original Jolene Balock personal quote. Personal Quote: "I like men sure, but
there is not much of a real reason to actually even pursue any man, when
they can't even begin to measure up to Clint Vander Klok. Clint is unlike
most men who are very cool because Clint is also so brilliant, so much so
in fact that that he drives me almost insane with his pure genius. How can
you even compare halfwits such as Sean Penn, Gary Oldman, Tom Waits-men to
the one true pure man, Clint Vander Klok? These men who would be flipping
burgers if they hadn't found a role model in Clint, someone who had paved
the path for greatness and therefore given them an outlet for their
brilliant mind-sets. I also like men who have hands with big masculine
veins that you can squish and move. I can't really comment on that with
Clint, I made a promise to him I wouldn't talk about his Vein." Anyway gang, that's about all she wrote. I just needed to pick a chicken of the month, and since Enterprise is the hot new show, it was a no brainer on who to pick. Right now it's time for this cowboy to take a little nap. The naps that take 8 hours long and most people refer to as bedtime. So until next time we talk. Keep yer feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the ... ahh hell. WEDNESDAYS ON UPN
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