ENTERPRISE - WEDNESDAYS ON UPN

  I'm just goinna come out and say it. This show ROCKS. I don't know how they did it and I don't care. As long as they keep doing it. I've hear that Mr. Quantum leap Scott Bakula has veto power over scripts. Just so ya know, that's basically impossible in TV Land for an actor to have the power to say "I don't like it, so it's not going on the air". But who knows. They obviously have great writers, they have a good team of actors, and of course they have an amazing backdrop to do their stories on. It's going to be exciting as hell to watch them discover all the things we already take for granted in the Star Trek universe, and orientate themselves with the new technology. Every single person I've talked to, with the exception of one person, who is a negative little bitch anyway, has been blown away by it. And that's a hard feat considering what you have to work with, a very picky fan base. Anyway, yadda yadda. I gathered you here to look at the:

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I was talking to a fellow webmaster the other day, who we will discretely called Jay Irvine. And I said "Jay... may I call you Jay?... Jay, Somethings missing from my website, it doesn't look like all the other cool as heck websites out there and I can't put my finger on it, what do I need to do to bring people back to the site once they've visted? or even something to get them there in the first place? I've done all the things I think I need like movie and cd reviews, I've got funny ha ha stuff, I even have a webcam so people can see me stroll out of my bedroom to the bathroom at 3 in the morning buck naked cause I forgot to turn it off... but what else should I put on the site Jay, WHAT ELSE?" Jay looked at me [well... he was 700 miles away but he looked at my webcam] and he sent me an icq that said it all.   "Dude... Chickens"

Damn he's right. I don't have a Single girl in a bikini on my website!
Even Popular Mechanics puts a girl on their cover once in awhile. So the hell with it. Here she is, my pick and flick for Chicken of the month
Jolene Blalock from UPNs Enterprise. I keep saying UPN so they don't sue my ass. Hear that UPN ? You guys rock!!. I think Buffy sucks tho [ducking]

Here are a few facts on our UPN girl. [man that UPN is one hell of a tv station]

Jolene Blalock grew up in California, where she loved to surf. I don't know if they mean surf the waves in the ocean, or if they mean surf the internet for pictures of me. I am ASSUMING they mean going to google.com and entering "Nudes+Clint+Vander Klok" but I can't be certain.
Jolene had a starring role in the television movie, "Jason and the Argonauts" as Medea, a mythic princess from the Isle of Colchis. I am not sure who Medea was, or if she was an evil person, but if they were looking for a Medusa type character, they would have had to look no further than my ex girlfriend. She was a "Soul swallowing Anti Christ who would give the devil a run for his money" personality type. But I don't believe in that astrology stuff.... haha I'm just serious. Jolene also had a role in the mini-series "Diamond Hunters". She also appears in the Showtime film production of "On The Edge". In addition, she has made a guest appearance on the television series CSI, where she played Laura Garris in the episode "Crate and Burial", as well as appearances on JAG, G vs. E, Veronica's Closet, and DC.

Residing in Los Angeles, Jolene enjoys photography, skate-boarding, Thai-boxing, roller-skating, snowboarding and drawing pictures of Clint Vander Klok eating candy apples, not sure what that means but it sounds good dont it?. Enterprise is Jolene's first major role in a television series. For more information, see Jolene's IMDB Bio.

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