[The Friends of SE7EN]        Sigh.. I REALLY gotta finish this section. Anyway, Here are a few pals on the front page here. To see a little photo gallery of friends current and past, just click on "the History" in each little friends listing, or click HERE...Remember, wherever ya go, there ya are!

Lee Ingram "I got problems" Lee is the self proclaimed "Lying King" and "Mattress King". Back when I was a nightclub DJ, he got a job at the same club as a bouncer. We were roomies at the time, he'd knock on my door at noon and wake me up, then we'd go to BUFFET WORLD, eat till we needed a wheelchair, then wobble home and go back to bed.. THAT'S lazy.. and you need a partner in crime when you do that. Not only to help you call an ambulance when you have a heart attack, but someone to make you feel less guilty. Lee is the kind of friend you know will help you bury the rug with the body in it. Everyone needs a "Rug with a body in it friend". If you don't got one, you don't got nothing. and you've got 25 to life. When I finally get the full history of Lee typed out...well there will be nightmare's galore. Here's to you pal!

		James Howards - Bartley "I like fish" You could live to be a thousand, and NEVER meet a guy like James. He is THAT strange. He's a living breathing cartoon. He's not Napoleon or Hitler reincarnated.. THEY WISH!! He's the guy who was destined to become a GIANT among men... probably a leader of a 50,000 person Cult, he won't even have to force them to drink the coolaide. Yes his destiny is to be remembered by history forever... but he's too lazy... so... his friends get to manage his ego, and yeah that means I pay for the beverages.
		Calvin Price Calvin Price - Class Act I know Calvin as well as I know anyone. We've been friends since 1981. HIS story will be something in itself. He invented terms such as "combing your hair with a balloon" to piss of Lee and "I'm just saying" for myself. He invented the term "pushing peoples buttons".
		Elizabeth Ingram Perfected "Stinkeye" Circa '92 Also known as Billy, Sam, Chainsaw, lips, and Liz [by 1 person 1 time]. The list goes on. Needless to say, Elizabeth has more aliases and nicknames then an FBI agent. I've known good ol Stinkeye Sam since the big starve, she married Lee and together they plan on spawning the anti something. I'd say Anti christ but this kid will probably have bigger plans believe it or not. Anyway, Liz is a good egg, and by me calling her liz just now means I'm on her "list". Ha... the LIZ LIST!!! OH NOOO!
		Lee Malo WINGMAN What can you say about Lee Malo that hasn't been said before? LOTS!!! Funny, witty, Charming, hilarious. Yeah those have definitely never been said before about Lee.. Ha just kidding. But in all seriousness, Lee Malo is without question the nicest guy in the history of mankind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but then he'll want to draw you naked so WATCH yourself around this guy. He's a top 5 friend That's for sure.
		Zak "Can you Call dial-a-bottle before noon?" Good ol Zak and I were notorius roommates during my final days in Calgary, Alberta. Back in the 90's YEEHAAA. Zak pulled my fat out of the fire, got me drunk at 10 am, and we worked side by side djing in a club until he went into radio. He worked in Calgary at C-Jay 92 and now he's out east planning to overthrow something or other.
If you can't see the video you need the divx codecs. Get them HERE		Kelly Morrison "Who's the tough guy now?" Kelly Morrison. None shall pass. To date I've yet to meet someone like him. He is one of the nicest guys out there, but he's the worlds biggest asshole all at the same time, and he'll gladly admit that too! He's only an asshole if you don't know him of course, comes with the job heh. Luckily we're on the same team. I've been moving back and forth around Canada and the US the past 5 years so I haven't actually talked to Kelly in a couple years but I've heard he's managing a club in Calgary, I'm goinna drop in on him sometime... probably from above. He's responsible for me throwing up on the A Channel's front doors on new years eve 1999. HERE is a little demonstration of Kelly in action when he was KING OF ELECTRIC AVE. Ya want a shot at the title?

Dylan Elash 'Hahahaha fuck you right on" Dylan, or Jeepguy as he's called on icq, is my best icq friend. We've sent each other more mp3's and DiVX's than you can possibly imagine. And we have one major thing in common. We both hate you.

Toddy Cruz "Hey there Kiddo" I don't see Todd much these days due to the fact that I move around a lot, but we'll be friends for life. We were dj's at the same club but we had built a friendship before that based solely on beer and the ladies, well.. maybe just the beer, the ladies never liked us much. We both have the same type of energy and like the same crappy movies "I came here to chew bubble gum and kick some ass, and I'm aaaall out of bubble gum" - They Live. Todd took me to see U2 in Edmonton a couple of years back, we listened to Public Enemy on the 3.5 hour drive there, and it will always be one of my best memories.. plus he showed me his bum...on purpose... don't ask.

Trisha Campbell "Don't shake your eyes at me lady that's what they say" I don't have an actual blood relative sister. But Trisha is my lil Sis. She's a good soul and probably the kindest person you will EVER meet. Trish used to be a hitman for the CIA so I can't say much about her otherwise I'd have to kill you.

Jay "Dude..." You don't even wanna know about this guy. He's taught me so much, but at the same time.. .I won't legally admit I know him. I'm not kidding either, he's wanted by the police and the mafia and most people in Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, Western Canada and small parts of Alaska. I'm just serious, he's a good guy. He's a legend in his own mind. He invented the word "Smidgen"

		KC Styles "Im so in love with this girl Sevy" I've known this guy for a long time and he's the next big thing... according to him. heh. In all seriousness... KC has a lot of talent and discipline. His is a long story that deserves more than a sentence. More to come kids...