In my ongoing effort to treat objects like women, or however that moralistic speech goes, I'm putting up a section that girls can look for on my site so they can have an excuse to dislike me right out of the gate. The kind of girls that would say "That is SUCH a guy thing". It's my belief that I wouldn't want to hang out with a girl that thinks with the Us versus them mentality. There is only two perfect girls in the world, one of them is my mom and the other is married to one of my best friends Lee and NO she doesn't have a sister. She's the kind of girl that would THINK "That is SUCH a guy thing" but she wouldn't say it, cause she's sorta kinda one of the guys anyway. And no I don't mean in a "used to be a man but isn't anymore" kind of way. I'm referring to the kind of girl that you not only like to get naked with and play "hide the finger", but the kind of girl that is your best friend too. The type of woman that you're glad your sharing your day or life with. That's a breed of femininity that is hard to find and I truly believe that it's not fair. Mostly because my friends are all happily married to great girls, while I'm stuck in the single bachelor life. I'm stranded, living alone, and eating out at restaurants every night, staying up late, and going out whenever I want. It really sucks because the girls that I date are all models or lapdancers who are saving up some money to go to school in the Fall. Which always happens to be the NEXT Fall . Yes dear reader, it's a rough life, and all I have to show for my efforts is a shoebox of funny pictures. None of my married friends are envious. Although Lee keeps saying something about "vicariously living through me", I'm going to go and look that up right after I'm done with this little rant. I would like to add that I'm sure my buddy Jay's girl is pretty damn cool too from what I've heard. It's just that I've yet to meet her. But I digress... I love to digress. I'm a digresser at heart.

So once again I was told by a few friends of mine, those friends being Stiles from Stileproject and Jay from Jmanz that I need to get some "Sweet FHM or Maxim type babes" on the site if I am ever going to increase the traffic and get myself a good little fanbase going. Nothing like a few fans sending you pictures of them in their pajamas to make your heart skip a beat. My prior fans were more into the 80's Clint Vander Klok, when I toured with the Thompson Twins and Grand Funk Railroad. It bothers me because even though I put out some new albums in the mid to late 90s, I never did find an audience. But let's digress again shall we? Let's get digressing again with my first pick Stacey Sanches, a girl I know NOTHING about, or should say, I knew nothing about until last night. I can proudly say that I currently know wiggles as I like to call her, very well. I wasn't going to pick her at first for the site. Don't get me wrong, she's cute and all that, but I was leaning more towards a Pamela Anderson type girl. But Stacey begged and begged with me. She called my house twice, both times offering to do some preeeetty crazy and nasty things to me if I put her up on the site, and when I woke up from the entire dream this morning I couldn't remember what they were, but on the off chance that it was some sort of freaky Nostradamic premonition, I submit for your approval one Stacey Sanches.

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